You might be beautiful stacked, Victoria, and we’re digging for your immense nodules. Had been you at all times immense on best like that?
“Ohmigosh! I used to be so flat-chested till, like, a yr in the past. They used to name me Skeeter ‘motive my chiquitas have been like mosquito stings and it was once super-embarrassing. Then, all of a unexpected, my hood-ornaments simply popped up out of nowhere. And so did these kinds of folks. It was once like having immediate reputation. I misplaced my purity a month after.”
Which do you choose, your immense hood-ornaments now, or do you leave out having little chiquitas?
“I enjoy my chiquitas now. They’re the finest! Are you aware how a lot I am getting away with as a result of I’ve immense hood-ornaments? They are, like, my golden price tag. When I am getting pulled over, I simply make certain I thrust them up and when the cop will get a superb sight, he completes up flirting with me and no longer providing me the price tag. I do the similar factor once I need to reduce in line. And I simply discovered that I booty in fact use my hood-ornaments to pound a fellow! I by no means knew that. Now I enjoy to wrap them round a fellow’s shaft when I am inhaling him off.”